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Well I never thought I’d find myself quoting Oprah but in this case I thought it was prudent to do so. According to Oprah, or rather according to Dr Oz who was presumably a guest on her show, if you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years.

It’s true!, it was on Oprah. Here send this link anonymously to your wives and girlfriends: http://www.oprah.com/health/oz/
oz_20070515_350_111.jhtml . I won’t make it an active link, she might get pissed at me sending hundreds of horny porn hunters over there. Just cut and paste the italics.

Now, according to Dr Oz, “…having sex with someone that you care for deeply is one of the ways we achieve that Zen experience that we all crave as human beings. It’s really a spiritual event for folks when they’re with someone they love and they can consummate it with sexual activity.”

And I agree entirely, I care for all my partners deeply. Even the one night stands.

Now this got me thinking. If I apply the threesome+ pleasure ratio that I discussed in The Math of Sex article here, and take myself to the Darling Massage Parlour for happy hour four afternoons a week I could notch up over 400 already. If I then add in casual sex and a liberal sprinkling of bargirls and I could get the total over 600 easily. Thus reducing my age by 18 years. That would make me a very eligible bachelor indeed.

Click on the picture of Dido to see her naked.

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