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First Innings: Have you ever licked your monitor? I nearly did, just now. I had a picture of Asha Kumara’s pussy filling the entire screen, and it’s a big screen. Her pussy looks good even from over the other side of the room but I had my nose about two inches from it. I could see the texture of her skin, blue polished fingertips clasping at her bum.

It is a great picture. My eyes traced every curve, I tried to imagine the scent of her skin, I swear I heard her giggle softly as she felt the tickle of my breath on the back of her thighs … and then I snapped out of my reverie.

The picture comes from a set called Cricket Cutie. Cricket is a noble sport and one of Asha’s favourites. It also provides the epithets needed to describe my condition; I was bowled over, knocked for six. I admired her delicious crease and then … ahem, I found myself on a rather sticky wicket.

Second Innings: In India folks are as obsessed with cricket as I am with sex but for, the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what the outfit she was wearing in that set had to do with cricket. I’ll defer to her superior knowledge on that, the important thing was that she took it off and showed me her pussy.

There are lots of pictures of Asha’s pussy in the members area. They are a generous 1600×1066 pixels and are all beautifully shot. Indeed all the pictures are beautifully shot and capture the sequence of events, as she strips off, without ever becoming too repetitive.

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When Hooters first opened their branch in Shanghai some of the wags on the expat circuit suggested it would be better named squeakers because the local lasses tend not to be so well endowed.

I always thought this to be rather unfair. I’ve known some Chinese girls to whom nature had been most generous. What’s more they were often very firm and well shaped.

But China is a vast country and there is no single shape you can call typically Chinese. In the north the girls are lighter skinned, tall and willowy. Like Zhang here. Many Chinese men say these are the most beautiful women in all of China.

I love them all, wherever they come from. And I really don’t mind if they have small or big boobs.

You’re probably wondering why Zeina is all wrapped up what appears to be a curtain or bed sheet. Well Zeina is Indian and Indian ladies happen to look great in large pieces of cloth. In India it would be called a sari and is a respectable item of clothing.

But I still prefer the idea of getting tangled up in large sheets. Especially if I can get tangled up in the same one that Zeina is tangled up in.

She apparently comes from east India. Now there is quite a lot of east India but judging by her skin colour I would suggest well to north of Chennai (formerly Madras). I’ve never been over that side of India but if the girls all look this good then it is high time I did.

I’ve already documented one of my trips to Goa, on the west coast.You can read that here

Well I know lots of girls just like her. When you live in Thailand she’s the girl who lives next door.

I rented a place in Phuket, south of the island near Nai Harn Beach, some years ago. Lily reminds me of the landlords daughter. Quite often she and her friends would stop by for a chat. Most of them were students studying at the university and were glad of a free English lesson.

I, of course, had no objection to a bunch of lissom teenagers sitting on my lawn, especially as they always brought food.

So they would be asking me questions about computer terminology, stock-markets and jet propulsion and I would be thinking about licking mangos and sticky rice off of their supple bodies.

This was e-mailed to me today so may have already seen it circulating the internet, if so then just concentrate on the free galleries. Otherwise hats off and thumbs up to the authors, whoever they may be.

Man Laws
The Twenty-Five Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

7: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach .. and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

10: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

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