Club Totti

This was e-mailed to me today so may have already seen it circulating the internet, if so then just concentrate on the free galleries. Otherwise hats off and thumbs up to the authors, whoever they may be.

Man Laws
The Twenty-Five Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

7: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach .. and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

10: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

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		I wasn’t planning to post another blonde just yet but I had no choice, Marketa is not the kind of girl you save for later. From the moment you first clap eyes on her all you can think about is bending her over the table and taking her from behind. Squeezing your throbbing cock into her tight and tender cunt. Go on, give her one.

More stories and pictures at Seymour Totti’s Foriegn Policy and The World of Suzie Wong, and don’t forget to visit my porn collections at Asian Floozie

Sabine

Jana

Iveta

Here is a trio of blondes for you. People often say that blondes are dumb but these three have left me speechless.

They are not always dumb, the last blonde girlfriend i had could talk the hind legs off a donkey. The only way I could shut her up was by sticking my dick in her mouth. She was gorgeous though and I really did enjoy fucking her.

She had lovely natural tits, not huge but beautifully shaped, like Sabine’s above. She also had the softest, downiest, blondest pubes you could imagine. And she was rightfully proud of them. She didn’t shave them off she kept them well kempt and tidy framing her delicious pussy and I used to love burying my face in them.

I’m sure I would enjoy fucking these three as well especially if we had a foursome. To find out how that would affect the pleasure ratio see below or CLICK HERE

You can read more of my sexual shenanigans at Seymour Totti’s Foriegn Policy and The World of Suzie Wong

And don’t forget to visit my porn collections at Asian Floozie

Asis

Olga

Rumiko

It’s long been one of my fantasies to indulge in a multi-ethnic gang bang. Me being the one that is getting banged of course.

Now I realise that I can’t have everything but I’d settle for one firey Latina, a nice dark skinned African babe, one from southern India two from east Asia (north and south), a redhead with matching pubes and a leggy blue-eyed blonde.

Now that is not asking too much surely.

These MET-Art girls are really classy, I’d like to fuck them until they rattle. I’d stack them on top of each other and bang my way up and down the pile