Club Totti

	There is a huge mall in Bangkok called MBK. It’s a horrible place, always crowded. But it’s a magnate for schoolgirls after they get off class in the afternoon. They go to meet, chat and window shop and have ice cream in Svenson’s before heading off for their dinner and homework. I like to sit in Svensons too. Maybe one day I’ll bump into Jolie. Click the thumbnails to see her in all her glory
	There are loads more pics of the adorable Jolie HERE

Why is the text in the table bold?

FOR YEARS Asian women led quiet, demure lives which gave them a reputation reputation for being docile and obedient. But younger generations have become more liberated and learned to enjoy their sexuality … and their mom’s have duly taken note.

In the mythology of various Oriental countries, the dragon is the supreme spiritual power, the most ancient emblem and the most ubiquitous motif in Oriental art. They represent celestial and terrestrial power, wisdom and strength.

The Dragon is one of the 12 animals in the Chinese zodiac which is used to designate years in the Chinese calendar. Like the western horroscope it is believed that each animal is associated with certain personality traits. People born in the Year of the Dragon are healthy, energetic and excitable. They are also honest, sensitive, brave. They inspire confidence and are warm-hearted.

Famous people born in the year of the dragon include:
Bruce Lee, Dr. Seuss, John Lennon, Salvador Dalí, Joan of Arc, Sigmund Freud, Florence Nightingale and Mae West.

You know the time,when she’s just got out the shower and she’s got a soft fluffy dressing gown on and a towel wrapped around her head. But underneath them she is all shiny and clean and naked and smelling of lovely soapy things.

It makes me so horny. Got to get her attention before she stars putting her make-up on or all will be lost. Reach out and give that dressing gown a tug. She’s pretending not to notice but I know. I’ll give it a harder tug next time she passes. There, got it this time, and I’m not going to let go. She falls back onto the bed. “Look do you mind” she protests, “I’m trying to … have you moved my hair dryer”

But she wont protest for long then we can have another shower, together all soft and soapy and slippery together. Then I shall give her hair dryer back

I received this chain letter the other day in which I was told that if I don’t pass it on my bollocks will shrivel up and I’ll never have sex again. Now if I send any kind of chain letter on to any of my friends they will never speak to me again … especially if their bollocks shrivel up as a result of them trashing it instead of sending it on.

But I’m not willing to take the risk of not passing it on and having my bollocks shrivel up so you, gentle readers, are it I’m afraid. But I have made it easy for you. All you have to do is cut and paste this link into an e-mail, send it to all your friends then relax, happy in the knowledge that you have at least provided them with some quality porn so they wont hate you, and taken the necessary steps to protect your own wedding tackle.

ps. I didn’t change anything so if there is any dodgy spelling in there blame the sex fairy!

MESSAGE BEGINS …

SEX

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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I had a couple of interesting E-mails this last week. The first one came from Brad in Oregon. Brad lives out in the country and says he’s a big bear of a guy but prefers to think of himself more as a “gentle giant”. He was wanting to know if I thought it was quite normal for him to be so obsessed with gorgeous little Japanese shaved pussies.

Well I really don’t know Brad but Kenji from Osaka certainly doesn’t think so. He is absolutely besotted with Iveta who I first posted here. I did mention to him that Met Art had hundreds of pictures and he said he knows. He’s already joined and downloaded them all, but he would still like me to post more.

When he finds out where she lives he’s wants to apply for the position of slave.

Gentlemen, if it gives you a stiff dick then as far as I’m concerned it’s normal. I like sushi, I like curry, I like cheeseburgers. Why should my appetite for sex be any different? So long as it is past the age of consent and walks on two legs (without dragging its knuckles on the floor) then you have my blessing.

These pics are you you.