Club Totti

This was e-mailed to me today so may have already seen it circulating the internet, if so then just concentrate on the free galleries. Otherwise hats off and thumbs up to the authors, whoever they may be.

Man Laws
The Twenty-Five Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

7: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach .. and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

10: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. Read more »

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I’ve never minded whether a pussy is shaved or hairy, to me, all pussy is good. But I have to say, when the Japanese get in to shaving their pussies the effect is wonderful. To me a freshly shaved Japanese pussy is like a work of art.

I will be writing more about this at a later stage but for now I wanted to share these pictures with you. They come from a website called Momo Sengen. In English it is better known a G-Queen and they are dedicated to movies of shaved Japanese pussies.

More stories and pictures at Seymour Totti’s Foriegn Policy and The World of Suzie Wong, and don’t forget to visit my porn collections at Asian Floozie

The girls in Masha’s world look pretty much like the girls in my world. Like the girls I see in the supermarket, on the bus or out shopping on a Saturday afternoon.

I do like glamorous girls as well, they fill my fantasies and populate my daydreams. But Masha’s girls are like the ones that get between my sheets, pushing their bum into my dick and then telling me it’s my turn to make the tea …. “Yes dear, just stay still a while and I’ll make the tea in a few … mmmm you’re so wet!”

But the biggest difference between the girls in my world and the girls in Masha’s world is that the girls in my world don’t strip off in the park so often. And I really wish they did.

By the way Masha is the one wearing the pale blue vest and pink knickers, why not go visit her world now.

More stories and pictures at Seymour Totti’s Foriegn Policy and The World of Suzie Wong, and don’t forget to visit my porn collections at Asian Floozie

		I wasn’t planning to post another blonde just yet but I had no choice, Marketa is not the kind of girl you save for later. From the moment you first clap eyes on her all you can think about is bending her over the table and taking her from behind. Squeezing your throbbing cock into her tight and tender cunt. Go on, give her one.

More stories and pictures at Seymour Totti’s Foriegn Policy and The World of Suzie Wong, and don’t forget to visit my porn collections at Asian Floozie