I received this chain letter the other day in which I was told that if I don’t pass it on my bollocks will shrivel up and I’ll never have sex again. Now if I send any kind of chain letter on to any of my friends they will never speak to me again … especially if their bollocks shrivel up as a result of them trashing it instead of sending it on.
But I’m not willing to take the risk of not passing it on and having my bollocks shrivel up so you, gentle readers, are it I’m afraid. But I have made it easy for you. All you have to do is cut and paste this link into an e-mail, send it to all your friends then relax, happy in the knowledge that you have at least provided them with some quality porn so they wont hate you, and taken the necessary steps to protect your own wedding tackle.
ps. I didn’t change anything so if there is any dodgy spelling in there blame the sex fairy!
MESSAGE BEGINS …
SEX
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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Pink Affair is a major new website from the good folks that brought you 88 Square. This one focuses on Western Girls.
From what I’ve seen so far the quality is every bit as good as the famous Asian site but I’ve posted a picture and a movie gallery so you can judge for yourselves.
Meanwhile don’t forget to check out Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy, and The world of Suzie Wong
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You’re probably wondering why Zeina is all wrapped up what appears to be a curtain or bed sheet. Well Zeina is Indian and Indian ladies happen to look great in large pieces of cloth. In India it would be called a sari and is a respectable item of clothing.
But I still prefer the idea of getting tangled up in large sheets. Especially if I can get tangled up in the same one that Zeina is tangled up in.
She apparently comes from east India. Now there is quite a lot of east India but judging by her skin colour I would suggest well to north of Chennai (formerly Madras). I’ve never been over that side of India but if the girls all look this good then it is high time I did.
I’ve already documented one of my trips to Goa, on the west coast.You can read that here
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Baby take off your coat
Baby take off your shoes
Baby take off your dress
(Yes yes yes)
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Isn’t it a wonderful song? It’s been a hit for Joe Cocker and Tom Jones but those versions both sounded too ready for the radio to me. My favourite version is still the original by Randy Newman. His delivery was so deliciously depraved and with an insistant piano lick which, like a nagging erection, was not going anywhere until it was satisfied.
Oliviyah wears quite a few hats in this set. She doesn’t wear much else but I don’t think that will bother you too much. They are very nice hats. Guess what I’d like to put on my head.
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I had a couple of interesting E-mails this last week. The first one came from Brad in Oregon. Brad lives out in the country and says he’s a big bear of a guy but prefers to think of himself more as a “gentle giant”. He was wanting to know if I thought it was quite normal for him to be so obsessed with gorgeous little Japanese shaved pussies.
Well I really don’t know Brad but Kenji from Osaka certainly doesn’t think so. He is absolutely besotted with Iveta who I first posted here. I did mention to him that Met Art had hundreds of pictures and he said he knows. He’s already joined and downloaded them all, but he would still like me to post 
more.
When he finds out where she lives he’s wants to apply for the position of slave.
Gentlemen, if it gives you a stiff dick then as far as I’m concerned it’s normal. I like sushi, I like curry, I like cheeseburgers. Why should my appetite for sex be any different? So long as it is past the age of consent and walks on two legs (without dragging its knuckles on the floor) then you have my blessing.
These pics are you you.
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